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PROVING I DO TAKE DOWN QUOTES. HMPH.

iramkhan; Sunday, August 28, 2011,5:09 PM

*Leti fiddling around not paying attention in class* *Mr Tan waves hand in front of her face.*
Leti: I did the worksheet!
Mr Tan: Waaaah! *looks amazed*

He is so.... Heh.

*Marker not working*
Dr. Chiam: Uh-oh.
*tries again with another marker. Still doesn't work*
Dr. Chiam: Ah-ah.

Hehe she changes vowels. ><

Mr Toh: *walks in right after PE* *looks up and around to check if any are in various states of undress* Oh, thank god.

Mr Toh: Did you just have PE in the morning?
Iram: Yeah we did.
Mr Toh: VOLUNTARILY?!?! *slightly horrified*

Dr. Chiam: Ladies, what are you doing to me? Why is it so hot?

What are we doing to Dr. Chiam?!?!

Mrs Lim: I wish we had time to do written assignments so I could give you questions here you would make mistakes. Then you could do it and I would be able to mark and tell you, "See, I told you so!"

I do take down quotes okay. I just don't post often. :(

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I take down things sometimes okay

LETI!; 1:36 PM

(Math)
Mr TanSY: You drive your car, you are a happy person.

- to be perfectly honest I have no idea if he said this, but it was on my math worksheet, so ...he probably did? 8D-

(Biology)
Dr Chiam: (about a worksheet) I give it to you today or tomorrow?
Class: (unison) Tomorrow~
Dr Chiam: (ignores class) Do you want it now?
Class: (chimes unanimously) Nope.
Dr Chiam: (continues happily) You want it I'll give it to you ☺☺☺
(...)
Dr Chiam: Interesting....I cannot find it now.

and she was so willing to give it to us, too :'(

there were many more but laziness has stayed my hand (and Iram's) and so they have been lost ;__;

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iramkhan; Saturday, July 30, 2011,11:36 PM

Mr Lim: I spend $*** on my honeymoon okay, how much do you want me to spend?!?! *Ms Hoo walks in* *Mr Lim freezes* Oh hi, hehe, I was just.... *sheepish smile*

Dr. Chiam: Inquiry based learning is good if you have a lot of time to run up and down in the woods.

Ms Lim: Eating makes me feel very secure.

Dr. Chiam: My boss would always say, "Where is my slave from China?"

Dr. Chiam: (About her working in the same lab as the 2009 Chemistry Nobel Laureate) The moral of the story is: You do not know who walks down the same hallway as you do. We're all heading towards the same photocopying machine.

I don't get this, but it's Dr Chiam, so it's excusable. XD

Mr Toh: I lost 7kg in two weeks. YOU CAN SEE MY ABS NOW!! *class laughs*
*2 mins later* Victoria: Hahaha *non stop laughing*
Mr Toh: *disdainful look* Aiya, that joke was so two minutes ago!

Ms Lim: Fleming came up with a very handy tool... which was the hand! *looks proud of her joke*

Mr Toh: It's something mystical and perfect. Like a unicorn.
Letitia: Unicorns?!
Mr Toh: Of course unicorns are perfect! They are pristine! Have you ever seen a dirty unicorn?!
Andrea: I have never seen a unicorn...
Mr Toh: What world do you live in? I see them all the time!!
Iram: Are you okay, Mr Toh?
Mr Toh: I'm not drunk or high okay. I'm sure of it.

I think he was hyped up on meds or something... But a slightly high Mr Toh is hilarious. I would pay to see him drunk. XD

Andrea: Die-vorce!
Iram: Dee-vorce!
Andrea: Swee-cide!
Iram: Sue-cide!
Mr Lim: Uhh Andrea, please continue to contribute to class and mispronouncing your words, so Iram can focus and make fun of you, not me!

*Racial Harmony Day*
Iram: Mr Tan, what are you wearing??
Mr Tan: I don't know! I just went to Mustafa, and bought the cheapest thing!
Iram: Are you sure it's for men? It looks like it's a female cut!
Mr Tan: But it looks good on me! That's the most important thing

Hehe Mr Tan, so egoistic.

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YUN ZHEN!; Tuesday, July 19, 2011,8:40 PM

Philo, just before COI

Mr Ow: Huijun, are you conspiring to cheat right in front of me? That's so fail.

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three quotes iram left out

LETI!; Thursday, June 2, 2011,1:47 PM

The two teachers who constantly punctuate their sentences with bits of Chinese that non-Chinese-speakers (like myself) fail to understand.

(Physics)
Ms Lim (greeting class uncertainly): Goo-good morning?

Ms Lim (confused about the lesson 415 had just had): Are you sure you all just had Chinese and not Math?

(Math)
Mr Tan: you know, some people are like this, 上课一条虫，下课一条龙！！！！
A-Ban people: ?_?

Regarding the last quote...I still have no idea what it means. Fail.

Oh yeah HAVE A GREAT JUNE HOLIDAY 415 there are 25 (?) (Or maybe 26) (I can't count) days left, use them wisely!!! ♥

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iramkhan; Sunday, May 22, 2011,4:47 PM

Dr. Chiam: Sorry girls, but I need to teach a little.

Mr TanSY: I thought I stepped on a worksheet yesterday?... Oh okay, this is the one I stepped on, na Jodie, you can have it.

Mr TanSY: The Cabinet shifting around reminds me of musical chairs.

Letitia: Because Obama says "Change is good!" So they also say "Change is good!" So they want change. Because it is good.

Behold Letitia's wonderful logic.

Ms Lim: (after class answers questions very quickly and correctly) Why are you guys all getting it right ah? Is the question very retarded?
(after another correctly answered question) Is this question very stupid again?

Isn't it nice how us getting it right is attributed to the easiness of the question and the thought of us being smart never occurs to her or something? Sighh.

*Class laughing at Ms Lim's concentration on pressing the bell and holding it reverently)
Ms Lim: Why are you laughing? It's a very beautiful sound! You listen listen carefully okay, it's very beautiful!!!

Mr Lim: (talking about Mrs Lim Bee Eng) Of course I'm talking about your Chemistry teacher! How many Mrs Lims do you know??
Victoria: YOUR WIFE!
Iram: (quietly)Your mom...

HEHE OKAY THAT WAS RUDE SO I SAID IT QUIETLY. QUIETLY.

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iramkhan; Saturday, May 14, 2011,11:36 AM

Mr Toh: (half the class is busy spraying on deodorant) I think your class has a very realistic sense of how you smell.

Jessica: Class, let's thank Mr Tan for marking our papers so fast.
Mr Tan: No, no, no, this is my job, it's nothing much.... Actually, I got motivation to mark faster so I can spend more time with my wife.
Class: AWWWW SO SWEET.
(ten minutes later)
Mr Tan: So I finished marking, then I got time to go and play soccer.
Iram: I THOUGHT IT WAS TO SPEND TIME WITH YOUR WIFE. HOW COME NOW IT'S SOCCER?!?!
Mr Tan: Uhhh, actually, my wife went for yoga... so I could go downstairs and play soccer.

HAHA Mr Tan had this slightly "lost boy" face when he said his wife was gone for soccer. LOLS SO ADORABLE.

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iramkhan; Wednesday, May 11, 2011,6:38 PM

Dr. Chiam: Don't leave the classroom with your papers okay. If you do, then I will kill myself.

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ignorance is bliss :. we are a very happy class

LETI!; Sunday, May 8, 2011,4:26 PM

iram

your posts are very badly formatted you know

it's like my chinese handwriting: sufficient for its cause but all over the place and not very acceptable e______e socially (yes, socially) and otherwise

AND CAN YOU TAG THEM "quotes ;)"

and yes i'm complaining even though i'm the one who doesn't post like i should

meh

(SS)
Mr Lim: Who's contesting in Aljunied?
Class (fervent enthusiasm): GEORGE YEO!!!!
Mr Lim:... I mean, who's contesting for WP in Aljunied?
Class: Low Thia Khiang...?
Mr Lim: Okay (lists a few other ministers)...Who's contesting for PAP in Aljunied?
Class (fervent enthusiasm renewed): GEORGE YEO!!!!
Mr Lim (patronizingly): Very good! Besides George Yeo, who else is contesting in Aljunied?
Class: (reduced to indistinguishable mumbles)

I shall refrain from commenting because Politics Are Messy.

:(

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iramkhan; Friday, May 6, 2011,9:26 PM

Hello, here are the quotes I have amassed so far. :) I realized that some may not be funny, but at the moment it was okay! LOL. APOLOGIES.

Dr. Chiam: In the land from which I come from...

Dr. Chiam: I am sure you are not the worst class... We have already identified the worst class.

Mr Ng: *in a wise-man tone* I must be cruel to be kind.

Mrs Lim: By the end of question 2, your brain will shut down and you will function no better than a lizard or a bird or a cat or a butterfly.

What is it with teachers comparing us to so many animals? Dr Chiam said something like this to us too. Just with even more animals. lol.

Mr Tan (math): I just gave our Pg 3 and 4 answers for worksheet 2. I'm too lazy to draw for you or talk to you so...

Mr Tan (math): Let's look at number... Which number ah? Oh... okay... look at number G.

Yes friends. G is now a number. Our math teacher says so. XD

*Yiyun comes in a huge stack of things, struggling to close the door. Class and Mr Toh just sits and watches her have a hard time*
Mr Toh: No one cares to help you. Hurry up and sit down.

SO MEAN. LOL. Don't worry Yiyun. We all still love you though.

Mr Toh: *talking about dos and don'ts for orals* Please don't smell. Some candidates smell really bad.

Mr Toh: Ask your questions now, or forever hold your piss (peace).
Letitia: Piss?
Mr Toh: Yes! Piss! Every year I say that and most of the times the class just sits there and goes "mmm, yes."

Victoria: *about the pronunciation of "foyer") Is it fo-yeh or fo-yay?
Mr Toh: One is Mrs Shirley Tan, one is not.

Mr Toh: You make your words short. You make it sound Chinese.

Mr Toh: *reading from the comprehension passage* She became He. Haha! No, oh no! But so interesting to think about it terms of biological parts.

Ms Lim: Leti, why are you not sitting with Huijun?
Leti: Because I like Huiwen.
Ms Lim: They are both Huis! Why are you discriminating against Huijun?!

Ms Lim: I love topics that have nothing much and everything else comes from that nothing much.

Ms Lim: It is a really smooth pipe! It's like... smoother than Leti's face!

Iram: Ranking yourself is so egoistic!
Mr Toh: If you think you're a 5, Iram, then put a 5. You talk so much and say so many things since your mouth cannot be zipped. *whole class laughs. HMPH*
Iram: Letitia put a 5 too!!
Mr Toh: Yes and she's covering it like nobody's knows. *looks at her and gives a once-over* Disgusting.

HAHAHA LOLS. Seriously though, if Leti and I don't get 5s right, then... /wrists. FAIL. Hehe. Ego. XD

Mrs Lim: I suppose you all don't smoke.

Mrs Lim: Aging is a very slow process right! If not, after you come back from June holidays, half of you will look very different.
Victoria: HAH. LAME.

Jodie: *looking at the trail of clouds/smoke? left behind by rocket* How come it's not straight? You mean it travelled in curves and spirals?
Iram: No Jodie, WIND. WIND blew the clouds into those shapes.
Victoria: MORON.

LOLING AT VICTORIA. GOT GUTS MAN. I APPLAUD YOU.

Mrs Lim: *picture of a car comes up* I'm sure you've all seen this before right? What's this class?
Class: *all together* A CAR! :)

Dr Chiam: *holds up a rubber band* What's this class?
Class: *all together* Rubber band!
Dr Chiam: No lah, think again!
Class: Circle!
Dr Chiam: No, come on, it's a circular DNA molecule!

What's with us replying to such silly questions with such enthusiasm? It's like back to kindergarten. XD

Dr Chiam: During that time, it was very easy to get a Nobel Prize.

Dr Chiam: So anyway, when you go to RI, and you are surrounded by so many guys, that is the time to start look for husbands.

I like how from time to time Dr Chiam gives us love advice. >.<

Ms Lim: I know it's after lunch for me, so you all must feel sleepy so try not to fall asleep.
Class: That makes no sense. You're trying to convince yourself right Ms Lim?

AHH MS LIM SO ADORABLE.

Wow okay, that is a lot of quotes. Until next time I have pages and pages of quotes and feel sufficiently guilty. I realise that since I have begun taking down quotes, Letitia has stopped. If I stop, will she start again? Hmmm...

Iram

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YUN ZHEN!; Thursday, May 5, 2011,11:54 PM

Mr Lim: Who's the speaker of parliament?
Yun Ting: Abdullah...?
Mr Lim: Yah what's his full name?
Jodie: Paula Abdullah...?!!?!?!
Mr Lim: -cannot stop laughing-

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mr tan encourages self learning

LETI!; 10:06 PM

(Math)
Mr Tan (reading Huijun's worksheet): So, okay, this is like this...and this...and ok and ..... *GASP!!!!!*
Wait I give you the answers.
*runs to teacher's table, grabs answer key, runs back and plonks it on Huijun's table*
Self-discovery!!!!!!!!

Iram has a lot more quotes. Laziness has stayed my hand from both taking them down and posting them. I apologize very sincerely since it is not as if I take any notes anyway and therefore have a sort of responsibility to make some use of my time by taking down quotes. u_______u

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OVERDUE QUOTES

iramkhan; Wednesday, April 20, 2011,1:56 PM

Hello, after much procrastination, Letitia and I have finally compiled our quotes and I have FINALLY uploaded them. (If I don't make any sense then it means that I have failed to successfully decipher Letitia's handwriting. Hehe. XD)

Mrs Lim: *comes in after SS* Wah, math class takes such a toll on you ah!
Iram: It was Social Studies!
Mrs Lim: Oh, then I understand!

Mr Tan (math): My art is very bad, cannot draw sideways.

Mr Tan (math): *referring to math questions* You must choose your battles wisely.

Mr Toh: *referring to AA* Try to not come. Eh, try not to NOT come."

Dr. Chiam: Why do I love you all so much, keep saying 415.

Mr Toh: I have obviously only been to my own lessons.

Mr Toh: Don't you want to learn? You hopeless people.

Mr Toh: I told you I'm not scary if you don't do stupid things.

Dr. Chiam: When a baby is born it's so cute and cuddly.

Huiwen (to leti): *referring to English orals* So we can talk about rubbish, as long as we say something lah.
Mr Toh: *unaware* Oh, but you can't talk rubbish.

Kay Lynn: October is the 10th month right?

Jing-wen: October is after September right?

Mr Lim: When is April Fool's Day?

*Iram is sleeping*
Mr Tan (math): *pokes Iram awake* Wake up! 9 am is a great time to do math!

Dr. Chiam: The SEXY DNA MOLECULE. When you are passionate about things, they are sexy.

Girl Outside: I screwed up my Biology! I'm so dead!
Mr Tan (history): *walks out* Quiet! Do you want the whole world to know you screwed up your bio? *walks back in and slams the door shut* Idiot....

Mr Tan (history): I shall not print for you what I have already printed for you.

Dr. Chiam: I keep telling myself not to eat the candy. I am sure some girl will need it.
Iram: ME! Dr. Chiam you owe ME candy!!!! It's supposed to be mine!

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YUN ZHEN!; Wednesday, April 6, 2011,11:05 PM

(PE)

Class: Good Morning Mr Ng~~~
Mr Ng: What's so good about the morning!
Vic: Because it has you in it! :D

(Eng)

Mr Toh: I'm not completely flawless, only when I intend to be so.

Mr Toh: I'm annoyingly arrogant, aren't I?

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YUN ZHEN!; Wednesday, March 23, 2011,9:13 PM

Mr Toh: Please keep quiet! I'm talking about myself!

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i am getting bad at this

LETI!; Saturday, February 19, 2011,8:32 PM

sorry folks I just went for the most awesome showcase ~*~EVAR~*~ but anyway! (hehe yuntinggoo hehehehe)

(Biology)
Dr Chiam (about notes): This was supposed to reach you by yesterday. Valentine's Day. With love from Mr Shaun De Souza.

Iram: When is Monday?

(SS)
Mr Lim (about his dressing being somewhat more normal than usual): I had a stroke of inspiration 8) 8) 8)

(English)
Mr Toh (gestures to writing on the board): Oh. This is Mr Shizhi's....(gets lazy)...whatever.

Mr Toh (talking about reference errors): What does that mean? The fish went to the market and found itself very fresh.

Mr Toh: (writes Teenage Violence on the board) There was a Katy Perry song, right?...
Class: It's Teenage Dream, Mr Toh.
Mr Toh: Oh yes...(thoughtful) It's a nice song. It's playing in my head now, you know.

And there was the shoe story but for his sake it shall not be uploaded onto the class blog.

Enjoy :} I will attempt to take more quotes down and quote them more regularly hehehehehe dui bu qi everybahdy!

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YUN ZHEN!; Thursday, February 17, 2011,2:12 AM

(History)

Mr Tan: Cannibalism is when the person sitting next to you is lunch.

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I'M ON THE RIIIIGHT TRACK BABY I WAS BORN THIS WAY

LETI!; Saturday, February 12, 2011,8:50 PM

(English)
Mr Toh: (about showing a student's worksheet) I didn't ask her permission. But you should know right, once you submit work to me, it's mine. I can do whatever I want with it.

(Biology)
Dr Chiam: (talking about a day where many bad things happened in a lab) There was a black Friday, but it was not Friday. It was very black.

(Physics)
Ms Lim: See, Ms Lim's so fair! I'm proud of myself :D

Ms Lim: PE is the energy between particles and (apologies, the quoter tuned out here because it sounded complicated). It is Very Complicated and I don't know how it works. :D

Ms Lim: Jodie kept looking at me so I had to call her.

-don't look at Ms Lim!!!

Ms Lim: You all must be like carebears, okay, you all must share.

Belated quotes lololol I M SORRY EVERYBODY BUT GOD MAKES NO MISTAKES I'M ON THE RIGHT TRACK BABY I WAS BORN THIS WAY no don't go listen to it it might really be Gaga's worst title track yet. Cheap producing. I am severely disappoint.

Also the last quote is my favourite HEHEHE

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YUN ZHEN!; Monday, February 7, 2011,7:43 PM

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biology and english are interesting lessons

LETI!; 5:06 PM

Huijun: (to Leti, whom she had lent her pencil to) Can I borrow my pencil?

(English)
Mr Toh: I was so bored over the Chinese New Year holidays, I went to Malaysia twice.
- (an impressive feat over four days)

Mr Toh: Do you need me to explain anything? I like explaining and hearing the sound of my voice.

Mr Toh (about a scribbled word on the board): ...that's PROVIDE! P R O V I D E!
Leti: It looks like...proude.
Mr Toh: Proude, right? It's a lovely word. :)
Iram: ...It isn't a word!
Mr Toh: Who's the English teacher here? >:)

(Biology)
Dr Chiam: I'm obsessed with keeping the toilet clean!

Liddy: Dr Chiam, is the answer oestrogen or FSH?
Dr Chiam: The correct answer is actually oestrogen, but students have been writing FSH so we decided to accept it...
IS THAT HOW YOU FEEL????

Dr Chiam (referring to sperms and eggs): What if the HE never meet the SHE!? It will be WASHED AWAY like the birds!!! You take a pail of water and WHOOSH!!!!
- (We weren't aware that one washes away birds. With a pail of water and a whoosh.)

Dr Chiam: I am going to go down and get a worksheet for you. Promise you'll be good!!! :) :) :)

I would also like to say that Huijun laughs the loudest during Bio. Hmmmmmm.

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