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iramkhan; Friday, May 6, 2011,9:26 PM

Hello, here are the quotes I have amassed so far. :) I realized that some may not be funny, but at the moment it was okay! LOL. APOLOGIES.

Dr. Chiam: In the land from which I come from...

Dr. Chiam: I am sure you are not the worst class... We have already identified the worst class.

Mr Ng: *in a wise-man tone* I must be cruel to be kind.

Mrs Lim: By the end of question 2, your brain will shut down and you will function no better than a lizard or a bird or a cat or a butterfly.

What is it with teachers comparing us to so many animals? Dr Chiam said something like this to us too. Just with even more animals. lol.

Mr Tan (math): I just gave our Pg 3 and 4 answers for worksheet 2. I'm too lazy to draw for you or talk to you so...

Mr Tan (math): Let's look at number... Which number ah? Oh... okay... look at number G.

Yes friends. G is now a number. Our math teacher says so. XD

*Yiyun comes in a huge stack of things, struggling to close the door. Class and Mr Toh just sits and watches her have a hard time*
Mr Toh: No one cares to help you. Hurry up and sit down.

SO MEAN. LOL. Don't worry Yiyun. We all still love you though.

Mr Toh: *talking about dos and don'ts for orals* Please don't smell. Some candidates smell really bad.

Mr Toh: Ask your questions now, or forever hold your piss (peace).
Letitia: Piss?
Mr Toh: Yes! Piss! Every year I say that and most of the times the class just sits there and goes "mmm, yes."

Victoria: *about the pronunciation of "foyer") Is it fo-yeh or fo-yay?
Mr Toh: One is Mrs Shirley Tan, one is not.

Mr Toh: You make your words short. You make it sound Chinese.

Mr Toh: *reading from the comprehension passage* She became He. Haha! No, oh no! But so interesting to think about it terms of biological parts.

Ms Lim: Leti, why are you not sitting with Huijun?
Leti: Because I like Huiwen.
Ms Lim: They are both Huis! Why are you discriminating against Huijun?!

Ms Lim: I love topics that have nothing much and everything else comes from that nothing much.

Ms Lim: It is a really smooth pipe! It's like... smoother than Leti's face!

Iram: Ranking yourself is so egoistic!
Mr Toh: If you think you're a 5, Iram, then put a 5. You talk so much and say so many things since your mouth cannot be zipped. *whole class laughs. HMPH*
Iram: Letitia put a 5 too!!
Mr Toh: Yes and she's covering it like nobody's knows. *looks at her and gives a once-over* Disgusting.

HAHAHA LOLS. Seriously though, if Leti and I don't get 5s right, then... /wrists. FAIL. Hehe. Ego. XD

Mrs Lim: I suppose you all don't smoke.

Mrs Lim: Aging is a very slow process right! If not, after you come back from June holidays, half of you will look very different.
Victoria: HAH. LAME.

Jodie: *looking at the trail of clouds/smoke? left behind by rocket* How come it's not straight? You mean it travelled in curves and spirals?
Iram: No Jodie, WIND. WIND blew the clouds into those shapes.
Victoria: MORON.

LOLING AT VICTORIA. GOT GUTS MAN. I APPLAUD YOU.

Mrs Lim: *picture of a car comes up* I'm sure you've all seen this before right? What's this class?
Class: *all together* A CAR! :)

Dr Chiam: *holds up a rubber band* What's this class?
Class: *all together* Rubber band!
Dr Chiam: No lah, think again!
Class: Circle!
Dr Chiam: No, come on, it's a circular DNA molecule!

What's with us replying to such silly questions with such enthusiasm? It's like back to kindergarten. XD

Dr Chiam: During that time, it was very easy to get a Nobel Prize.

Dr Chiam: So anyway, when you go to RI, and you are surrounded by so many guys, that is the time to start look for husbands.

I like how from time to time Dr Chiam gives us love advice. >.<

Ms Lim: I know it's after lunch for me, so you all must feel sleepy so try not to fall asleep.
Class: That makes no sense. You're trying to convince yourself right Ms Lim?

AHH MS LIM SO ADORABLE.

Wow okay, that is a lot of quotes. Until next time I have pages and pages of quotes and feel sufficiently guilty. I realise that since I have begun taking down quotes, Letitia has stopped. If I stop, will she start again? Hmmm...

Iram

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