Aliza. Anar. Andrea. Cherine. Letitia. Ling Ling. Yun Ting. Yun Zhen. Esna. Tracy. Jixin. Huijun. Joanne. Iram. Valerie. Lisa. Lidia. Rosemarie. Jodie. Michelle. Wen Xin. Jasmine. Pei Bing. Hui Wen. Jing-Wen. Kay Lynn. Yi Yun. Vanessa. Victoria. Jessica.

Mr Toh: (half the class is busy spraying on deodorant) I think your class has a very realistic sense of how you smell.

Jessica: Class, let's thank Mr Tan for marking our papers so fast.

Mr Tan: No, no, no, this is my job, it's nothing much.... Actually, I got motivation to mark faster so I can spend more time with my wife.

Class: AWWWW SO SWEET.

(ten minutes later)

Mr Tan: So I finished marking, then I got time to go and play soccer.

Iram: I THOUGHT IT WAS TO SPEND TIME WITH YOUR WIFE. HOW COME NOW IT'S SOCCER?!?!

Mr Tan: Uhhh, actually, my wife went for yoga... so I could go downstairs and play soccer.

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