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iramkhan; Sunday, May 22, 2011,4:47 PM

Dr. Chiam: Sorry girls, but I need to teach a little.

Mr TanSY: I thought I stepped on a worksheet yesterday?... Oh okay, this is the one I stepped on, na Jodie, you can have it.

Mr TanSY: The Cabinet shifting around reminds me of musical chairs.

Letitia: Because Obama says "Change is good!" So they also say "Change is good!" So they want change. Because it is good.

Behold Letitia's wonderful logic.

Ms Lim: (after class answers questions very quickly and correctly) Why are you guys all getting it right ah? Is the question very retarded?
(after another correctly answered question) Is this question very stupid again?

Isn't it nice how us getting it right is attributed to the easiness of the question and the thought of us being smart never occurs to her or something? Sighh.

*Class laughing at Ms Lim's concentration on pressing the bell and holding it reverently)
Ms Lim: Why are you laughing? It's a very beautiful sound! You listen listen carefully okay, it's very beautiful!!!

Mr Lim: (talking about Mrs Lim Bee Eng) Of course I'm talking about your Chemistry teacher! How many Mrs Lims do you know??
Victoria: YOUR WIFE!
Iram: (quietly)Your mom...

HEHE OKAY THAT WAS RUDE SO I SAID IT QUIETLY. QUIETLY.

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YUN ZHEN!; Wednesday, May 18, 2011,10:13 PM

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DEAR EVERYBODY.

THIS IS A MOMENT FOR THE HISTORY BOOKS. FROM LAST TO FIRST FOR CLASS CLEANLINESS. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

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iramkhan; Saturday, May 14, 2011,11:36 AM

Mr Toh: (half the class is busy spraying on deodorant) I think your class has a very realistic sense of how you smell.

Jessica: Class, let's thank Mr Tan for marking our papers so fast.
Mr Tan: No, no, no, this is my job, it's nothing much.... Actually, I got motivation to mark faster so I can spend more time with my wife.
Class: AWWWW SO SWEET.
(ten minutes later)
Mr Tan: So I finished marking, then I got time to go and play soccer.
Iram: I THOUGHT IT WAS TO SPEND TIME WITH YOUR WIFE. HOW COME NOW IT'S SOCCER?!?!
Mr Tan: Uhhh, actually, my wife went for yoga... so I could go downstairs and play soccer.

HAHA Mr Tan had this slightly "lost boy" face when he said his wife was gone for soccer. LOLS SO ADORABLE.

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iramkhan; Wednesday, May 11, 2011,6:38 PM

Dr. Chiam: Don't leave the classroom with your papers okay. If you do, then I will kill myself.

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ignorance is bliss :. we are a very happy class

LETI!; Sunday, May 8, 2011,4:26 PM

iram

your posts are very badly formatted you know

it's like my chinese handwriting: sufficient for its cause but all over the place and not very acceptable e______e socially (yes, socially) and otherwise

AND CAN YOU TAG THEM "quotes ;)"

and yes i'm complaining even though i'm the one who doesn't post like i should

meh

(SS)
Mr Lim: Who's contesting in Aljunied?
Class (fervent enthusiasm): GEORGE YEO!!!!
Mr Lim:... I mean, who's contesting for WP in Aljunied?
Class: Low Thia Khiang...?
Mr Lim: Okay (lists a few other ministers)...Who's contesting for PAP in Aljunied?
Class (fervent enthusiasm renewed): GEORGE YEO!!!!
Mr Lim (patronizingly): Very good! Besides George Yeo, who else is contesting in Aljunied?
Class: (reduced to indistinguishable mumbles)

I shall refrain from commenting because Politics Are Messy.

:(

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iramkhan; Friday, May 6, 2011,9:26 PM

Hello, here are the quotes I have amassed so far. :) I realized that some may not be funny, but at the moment it was okay! LOL. APOLOGIES.

Dr. Chiam: In the land from which I come from...

Dr. Chiam: I am sure you are not the worst class... We have already identified the worst class.

Mr Ng: *in a wise-man tone* I must be cruel to be kind.

Mrs Lim: By the end of question 2, your brain will shut down and you will function no better than a lizard or a bird or a cat or a butterfly.

What is it with teachers comparing us to so many animals? Dr Chiam said something like this to us too. Just with even more animals. lol.

Mr Tan (math): I just gave our Pg 3 and 4 answers for worksheet 2. I'm too lazy to draw for you or talk to you so...

Mr Tan (math): Let's look at number... Which number ah? Oh... okay... look at number G.

Yes friends. G is now a number. Our math teacher says so. XD

*Yiyun comes in a huge stack of things, struggling to close the door. Class and Mr Toh just sits and watches her have a hard time*
Mr Toh: No one cares to help you. Hurry up and sit down.

SO MEAN. LOL. Don't worry Yiyun. We all still love you though.

Mr Toh: *talking about dos and don'ts for orals* Please don't smell. Some candidates smell really bad.

Mr Toh: Ask your questions now, or forever hold your piss (peace).
Letitia: Piss?
Mr Toh: Yes! Piss! Every year I say that and most of the times the class just sits there and goes "mmm, yes."

Victoria: *about the pronunciation of "foyer") Is it fo-yeh or fo-yay?
Mr Toh: One is Mrs Shirley Tan, one is not.

Mr Toh: You make your words short. You make it sound Chinese.

Mr Toh: *reading from the comprehension passage* She became He. Haha! No, oh no! But so interesting to think about it terms of biological parts.

Ms Lim: Leti, why are you not sitting with Huijun?
Leti: Because I like Huiwen.
Ms Lim: They are both Huis! Why are you discriminating against Huijun?!

Ms Lim: I love topics that have nothing much and everything else comes from that nothing much.

Ms Lim: It is a really smooth pipe! It's like... smoother than Leti's face!

Iram: Ranking yourself is so egoistic!
Mr Toh: If you think you're a 5, Iram, then put a 5. You talk so much and say so many things since your mouth cannot be zipped. *whole class laughs. HMPH*
Iram: Letitia put a 5 too!!
Mr Toh: Yes and she's covering it like nobody's knows. *looks at her and gives a once-over* Disgusting.

HAHAHA LOLS. Seriously though, if Leti and I don't get 5s right, then... /wrists. FAIL. Hehe. Ego. XD

Mrs Lim: I suppose you all don't smoke.

Mrs Lim: Aging is a very slow process right! If not, after you come back from June holidays, half of you will look very different.
Victoria: HAH. LAME.

Jodie: *looking at the trail of clouds/smoke? left behind by rocket* How come it's not straight? You mean it travelled in curves and spirals?
Iram: No Jodie, WIND. WIND blew the clouds into those shapes.
Victoria: MORON.

LOLING AT VICTORIA. GOT GUTS MAN. I APPLAUD YOU.

Mrs Lim: *picture of a car comes up* I'm sure you've all seen this before right? What's this class?
Class: *all together* A CAR! :)

Dr Chiam: *holds up a rubber band* What's this class?
Class: *all together* Rubber band!
Dr Chiam: No lah, think again!
Class: Circle!
Dr Chiam: No, come on, it's a circular DNA molecule!

What's with us replying to such silly questions with such enthusiasm? It's like back to kindergarten. XD

Dr Chiam: During that time, it was very easy to get a Nobel Prize.

Dr Chiam: So anyway, when you go to RI, and you are surrounded by so many guys, that is the time to start look for husbands.

I like how from time to time Dr Chiam gives us love advice. >.<

Ms Lim: I know it's after lunch for me, so you all must feel sleepy so try not to fall asleep.
Class: That makes no sense. You're trying to convince yourself right Ms Lim?

AHH MS LIM SO ADORABLE.

Wow okay, that is a lot of quotes. Until next time I have pages and pages of quotes and feel sufficiently guilty. I realise that since I have begun taking down quotes, Letitia has stopped. If I stop, will she start again? Hmmm...

Iram

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YUN ZHEN!; Thursday, May 5, 2011,11:54 PM

Mr Lim: Who's the speaker of parliament?
Yun Ting: Abdullah...?
Mr Lim: Yah what's his full name?
Jodie: Paula Abdullah...?!!?!?!
Mr Lim: -cannot stop laughing-

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mr tan encourages self learning

LETI!; 10:06 PM

(Math)
Mr Tan (reading Huijun's worksheet): So, okay, this is like this...and this...and ok and ..... *GASP!!!!!*
Wait I give you the answers.
*runs to teacher's table, grabs answer key, runs back and plonks it on Huijun's table*
Self-discovery!!!!!!!!

Iram has a lot more quotes. Laziness has stayed my hand from both taking them down and posting them. I apologize very sincerely since it is not as if I take any notes anyway and therefore have a sort of responsibility to make some use of my time by taking down quotes. u_______u

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